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Although I do like Claude quite a bit, I just couldn't resist making this :D
You may have to watch Black Butler 2 in order to understand some of these.




1. Steal his glasses
2. Stare at him constantly, but don't say a word.
3. When he's washing dishes, tell him he missed a spot.
4. Decorate Alois's entire mansion with pictures of Sebastian.
5. If Claude asks from where or how you got the pictures, tell him that you did a little favor for Sebastian in exchange for them. *wink wink*
6. When you see a spider, take off your shoe and go to kill it. Make sure Claude sees this.
7. Give Alois a Ricky Martin CD and urge him to dance to "The Cup Of Life" ~Ole!~
8. Invite Grell over and talk about how devilishly handsome Sebastian is. In front of Claude.
9. Tell Alois he should have Claude wear a pair of booty shorts as his new uniform attire.
10. Tell Claude he looks like he's the child of Sebastian Michaelis and William T. Spears
11. Ask Claude why he couldn't take the form of a more ominous creature, rather than a harmless little spider.
12. Constantly ask Claude if he could tap dance for you.
13. Be overly happy around him.
14. Wear a shirt with a picture of Sebastian on it that says "Number 1 demon. Number 1 butler."
15. Tell Claude he needs to stop being such a Negative Nancy and to start smiling a little.
16. Tell him that he's the first man you ever met that actually knew how to crochet. And enjoyed it.
17. Ask him how he put the Faustian contract mark on Alois's tongue.
18. Tell Claude he reminds you of the Pillsbury Dough Boy when he wears his cooking/baking attire. Then poke him in the stomach to see if he'll laugh.
19. Volunteer to help Claude cook, but "accidentally" drop the ingredients on him. For example: Flour, eggs, sugar, etc. Anything that's messy.
20. Tell him he has absolutely no idea what the word "disguise" means.
21. In front of both Alois and Claude, say "Geez Alois, for Claude being YOUR butler, he sure seems to have a strong fetish for Ciel."
22. Follow Claude wherever he goes, giving no explanation as to why.
23. Start a "Free Hug Day" with Alois, giving random hugs to Claude throughout the day. Especially when he's busy.
24. Tell Claude you want to make a contract...with Sebastian.
25. When Claude and Sebastian are standing near each other, walk up to them and say "Sebastian, isn't it true that crows eat spiders?"
26. Invite Mey-Rin, Finny, and Bard over to "help" with Claude's chores.
27. Slip something into Alois's tea to make him even crazier than normal. Blame Claude.
28. Tell Claude you're jealous over how good he is at painting his fingernails.
29. Ask Claude his views on religion.
30. Get drunk and have an emotional breakdown, venting all your feelings and problems to Claude.
31. Ask Claude just how hot Hell actually is.
32. Ask him if he's part giraffe (because of his abnormally long tongue.)
33. Carry around a Sebastian figurine wherever you go. Ask Claude if he thinks it's as cute as you do.
34. Ask Claude if he ever considered becoming a shinigami (Hence his glasses and the fact he always wears black.)
35. Steal his tailcoat and replace it with a red jacket.
36. Later the same day, walk by him wearing his tailcoat. When he asks for it back, say "No, I like it. Besides, I think red suits you much better. Grell agrees with me. Actually, he was the one to pick out that jacket for you. Don't you love it?"
37. Ask Claude why he hates Sebastian so much, anyway.
38. Get a kitten. Name it Sebastian Jr. Introduce it to Claude.
39. Invite Sebastian over to play with the kitten.
40. Ask Claude why he goes through all the trouble of making contracts with humans when he could simply just eat their souls and kill them.
41. For Halloween, dress up as Ciel. Or better yet, dress up as Sebastian.
42. Ask Claude if he would purr (like a cat) for you.
43. Ask him if he would teach you how to use silverware as weapons.
44. Ask Claude if he likes Hannah. If he says yes, ask "Is that why you like shoving your arm down her throat and why you find it necessary to hide swords in her?"
45. Late at night, hide Claude's crocheting tools. If he catches you, apologize and tell him you must of been sleep walking.
46. Ask Claude what a soul tastes like, and if he thinks your soul would be any good.
47. Invite Grell over and have him hit on Claude all day and night. In return, give Grell a copy of a picture of Sebastian.
48. Constantly refer to Claude as a sadist.
49. Compliment Claude on how pretty his hair is.
50. Finally, if you were still somehow alive: Kiss Sebastian in front of Claude.




One of these, or a combination of a few of them, would most likely end your existence. But it would be so worth it! ^_^
Again, I actually do like Claude.
I love Claude Faustus, but couldn't resist making this :D
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TartsPop Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015
Hey, final-(ish) part's out.
www.quotev.com/story/5580793/P…
Bloop.
I know this one sucks, I'm sorry x3
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EmoSkittlzKitty Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  New member Hobbyist Artist
XDDDDD hahaha i love this
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wLucyw Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  New member Hobbyist Writer
i just have to laugh!!! 50 is the best :'D
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Miiiidori-chan Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015  Hobbyist
Oh, if I'd die after doing one of these I'd either do No.50 or No.2 ^^ Really hard to choose...
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015
xD

You can do Number 2 and then run to do Number 50 xD
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Miiiidori-chan Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist
YESSS!!! Great idea, gonna try it now!! *off to work* ^^
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DemonicAngelface Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015
17 really, how did he?

21: XDDDDDDD sooo true
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015
The ONLY explanation I have for number 17:

Demons can take on different forms. (pretty much shape shifting)

Sebastian has been seen as a crow and a cat (that time Ciel was by himself and that 'cat' guided him to the shipping dock)
And Claude has been seen as a spider.

So maybe when Claude was that small spider in the Trancy manor, he got into Alois's mouth and bit his tongue, thus sealing the contract and leaving his mark.

...That's the only way I could think xD

Unless he like.... kissed Alois and bit his tongue, but I don't think that happened xD
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DemonicAngelface Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015
Well, he does have a fetish for young boys, so the second one would work. If you know what I mean *wink wonk*
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015
....That's something I would throw in his face if I could! xD

I almost forgot about him pretty much assaulting Ciel with a toothbrush.
And then when Claude kissed his foot... >_<
xD
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DemonicAngelface Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015
Pffffffffft XD
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cheergirl996 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
I love this! Bipolar  Ole! Sebastian Michaelis (Hawt look) [V1] :huehuehue: Heart 3D 
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
Thank you for saying so, I'm glad you like it! ^_^
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cheergirl996 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
Thank you for making this, it was in need! Heart 
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EmilyEvangelineR Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
I am deathly afraid of spiders but I surprisingly like Claude but it would be so much fun to mess with him.
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
Same here! xD

I'm also deathly afraid of spiders... even the REALLY tiny ones...
I run away the moment I see one xD

But Claude is sooooo amazing, I love him <3
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Jett1038 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Student General Artist
21

BUUUUURRRRRRNRNNNNNNNN
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015
xD

It is true, though xD
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Jett1038 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Student General Artist
But still 
BUUUUUURRRNNNNN
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I like spiders so I could never harm one...
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015
You can just pretend to ^_^

Like... right in front of Claude, take your shoe off and walk towards a spider, raise your shoe up and pretend that you're gonna kill it.

Because really, I think Claude would immediately stop someone from harming any spider xD
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I liked spiders before I even knew Claude existed, lol. My cousin had a pet tarantula and I always stared at it in amazement. I'd probably be too afraid to even look like I was doing it. I tried fake fighting and that didn't go so well. (Unless he was a very good actor and scared me into never doing it again.) I'd probably accidentally kill it and I would never forgive myself...

Plus I think Claude would know when someone's faking. I mean, it's Claude.
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LilacDreamer816 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist
Hahaha. Really awesome tips!! but I don't want to annoy my husband hahahaI am a dummy! Clap La la la la  Real Awesome!
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015
I'm glad you liked them! ^_^

Well... you can just do some of these if Claude ignores you :3

xD
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animelover40387 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014
Lol, this is too funny!! XD
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014
I'm really happy you like it! ^_^
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PuppetChainsaw Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Student Artist
I killed a Spider and Claude went REALLY mad like his face... IT WAS A RAPEFACE...
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tylrael Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
Must. Try. All. Of. The. Numbers.
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014
xD


I know, I would LOVE to try all these myself~ :iconhurrplz:
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NatsuHitachiin Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Student Artist
Teach me to tap dance!
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014
:iconravebutlerplz:
xD
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NatsuHitachiin Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Student Artist
Yay!!!!!
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NatsuHitachiin Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Student Artist
That is just beautiful. I would totally do the last one! ^///^ He is totally a love child of Sebastian and will.
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014
xD

I'm really happy you enjoyed it! ^_^
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NatsuHitachiin Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Student Artist
Yeah they were beautiful and amazing.
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014
I'm so happy you think so!! ^//^

I'll probably start writing mini fanfics to each one of those, too... xD
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NatsuHitachiin Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Student Artist
Really 100 mini fan fics!?!?!?!?! I cant wait to read them!
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014
I'll try, at least ^^;

I get writer's block a lot... and lazy xD

But I'm going to try my very best to start writing more, since I enjoy doing so ^^
And it helps me with my free time.
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NatsuHitachiin Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Student Artist
Its okay if you dont do all 100, but do the funny ones. 

Thats good. Writing is good for the soul and its fun!!!! I can relate! I love to write but I dont feel like doing it right now! Im lazy too. XD
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014
I think once I start them, I'll be able to write them no problem xD

I just want to finish two fanfics that I'm currently working on right now... and THEN I'll start on the mini-fics for Claude :3

I know EXACTLY what you mean! xD
I always want to write, but then I think "Meh. I'll do it later."
But later never comes... and then I think "I'll DEFINITELY write later. I need to."
But again... I put it off because I get lazy xD
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TartsPop Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014
Holy Crap this is amazing, I'm an author on quotev and I would like to write down how I expect Faustus to react on one of my stories, can I have your permission to do this? I'm going to work on it and publish it and if you would like to have it taken down I'll remove it. All credit for the ideas will be given to you~! So i really really REALLY hope you let me do this~! The story is Pretend (Black Butler Various x Modern!Reader) KAY DAS ALL BAIZ FOR NAOW~!
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014
No, I don't mind at all!!
In fact, I'd really love to read it once it's written! :D

And thank you for giving me credit! ^_^
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TartsPop Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
I've finished part one so far~! Thanks for allowing me to do this~! You can read it here o3o
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
Omg, I've been wanting to do something like this for the longest time, but just never got around to doing so! xD
I still may, but there's NO WAY mine will be as f*cking EPIC as your ideas!! xD

....Number Three made me laugh SOOOOO much!! xDDDD

Five was PERFECT!! xD

And Ten... just... YES!!!!! *high fives*

When you post more, PLEASE send me the links! :D
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TartsPop Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014
Done the next one~! It's here :3
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
11 made me smile xD


13 would SO be me!! xD
Honestly, I would act that way ALL the time around Claude!! xD

Ahhh, please send me more links!! :D
They're sooo good so far!! >w<
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TartsPop Featured By Owner Edited Dec 14, 2014
Got another one done~! It's right here :3 I'm really glad you've liked them so far~! I've also taken a look at your profile, you're epic at drawing~! I literally can only draw a messy stick man x3
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
Kyouko Toshinou (Sparkle Nose Bleed) [V1] ...Number 27..... just... yes!~ <3 Onodera Blushing Icon

xD
I'm a Claude fangirl, so if he started to undress in front of me... I would probably just stand there, COMPLETELY frozen in place while my face turned a million shades of red! xD

Again, if you write more, PLEASE send me the links! :D

Also... you've inspired me to write little mini-stories also.
If I take ANY of your ideas, I'll give you credit ^_^

Awww, thank you for saying so! :iconcblushplz:
But honestly, I think I'm horrible at drawing ^^;
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TartsPop Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014
Sure thing~! I'm glad you like it~! And, once again, thanks for allowing me to use your ideas~!!
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EQU4NOX Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THIS IS FUCKING PERFECTION OMFGGGGG i love Claude too but this is just too good
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