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Although I do like Claude quite a bit, I just couldn't resist making this :D
You may have to watch Black Butler 2 in order to understand some of these.




1. Steal his glasses
2. Stare at him constantly, but don't say a word.
3. When he's washing dishes, tell him he missed a spot.
4. Decorate Alois's entire mansion with pictures of Sebastian.
5. If Claude asks from where or how you got the pictures, tell him that you did a little favor for Sebastian in exchange for them. *wink wink*
6. When you see a spider, take off your shoe and go to kill it. Make sure Claude sees this.
7. Give Alois a Ricky Martin CD and urge him to dance to "The Cup Of Life" ~Ole!~
8. Invite Grell over and talk about how devilishly handsome Sebastian is. In front of Claude.
9. Tell Alois he should have Claude wear a pair of booty shorts as his new uniform attire.
10. Tell Claude he looks like he's the child of Sebastian Michaelis and William T. Spears
11. Ask Claude why he couldn't take the form of a more ominous creature, rather than a harmless little spider.
12. Constantly ask Claude if he could tap dance for you.
13. Be overly happy around him.
14. Wear a shirt with a picture of Sebastian on it that says "Number 1 demon. Number 1 butler."
15. Tell Claude he needs to stop being such a Negative Nancy and to start smiling a little.
16. Tell him that he's the first man you ever met that actually knew how to crochet. And enjoyed it.
17. Ask him how he put the Faustian contract mark on Alois's tongue.
18. Tell Claude he reminds you of the Pillsbury Dough Boy when he wears his cooking/baking attire. Then poke him in the stomach to see if he'll laugh.
19. Volunteer to help Claude cook, but "accidentally" drop the ingredients on him. For example: Flour, eggs, sugar, etc. Anything that's messy.
20. Tell him he has absolutely no idea what the word "disguise" means.
21. In front of both Alois and Claude, say "Geez Alois, for Claude being YOUR butler, he sure seems to have a strong fetish for Ciel."
22. Follow Claude wherever he goes, giving no explanation as to why.
23. Start a "Free Hug Day" with Alois, giving random hugs to Claude throughout the day. Especially when he's busy.
24. Tell Claude you want to make a contract...with Sebastian.
25. When Claude and Sebastian are standing near each other, walk up to them and say "Sebastian, isn't it true that crows eat spiders?"
26. Invite Mey-Rin, Finny, and Bard over to "help" with Claude's chores.
27. Slip something into Alois's tea to make him even crazier than normal. Blame Claude.
28. Tell Claude you're jealous over how good he is at painting his fingernails.
29. Ask Claude his views on religion.
30. Get drunk and have an emotional breakdown, venting all your feelings and problems to Claude.
31. Ask Claude just how hot Hell actually is.
32. Ask him if he's part giraffe (because of his abnormally long tongue.)
33. Carry around a Sebastian figurine wherever you go. Ask Claude if he thinks it's as cute as you do.
34. Ask Claude if he ever considered becoming a shinigami (Hence his glasses and the fact he always wears black.)
35. Steal his tailcoat and replace it with a red jacket.
36. Later the same day, walk by him wearing his tailcoat. When he asks for it back, say "No, I like it. Besides, I think red suits you much better. Grell agrees with me. Actually, he was the one to pick out that jacket for you. Don't you love it?"
37. Ask Claude why he hates Sebastian so much, anyway.
38. Get a kitten. Name it Sebastian Jr. Introduce it to Claude.
39. Invite Sebastian over to play with the kitten.
40. Ask Claude why he goes through all the trouble of making contracts with humans when he could simply just eat their souls and kill them.
41. For Halloween, dress up as Ciel. Or better yet, dress up as Sebastian.
42. Ask Claude if he would purr (like a cat) for you.
43. Ask him if he would teach you how to use silverware as weapons.
44. Ask Claude if he likes Hannah. If he says yes, ask "Is that why you like shoving your arm down her throat and why you find it necessary to hide swords in her?"
45. Late at night, hide Claude's crocheting tools. If he catches you, apologize and tell him you must of been sleep walking.
46. Ask Claude what a soul tastes like, and if he thinks your soul would be any good.
47. Invite Grell over and have him hit on Claude all day and night. In return, give Grell a copy of a picture of Sebastian.
48. Constantly refer to Claude as a sadist.
49. Compliment Claude on how pretty his hair is.
50. Finally, if you were still somehow alive: Kiss Sebastian in front of Claude.




One of these, or a combination of a few of them, would most likely end your existence. But it would be so worth it! ^_^
Again, I actually do like Claude.
I love Claude Faustus, but couldn't resist making this :D
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cheergirl996 Featured By Owner 6 hours ago
I love this! Bipolar  Ole! Sebastian Michaelis (Hawt look) [V1] :huehuehue: Heart 3D 
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EmilyEvangelineR Featured By Owner 22 hours ago
I am deathly afraid of spiders but I surprisingly like Claude but it would be so much fun to mess with him.
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Jett1038 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Student General Artist
21

BUUUUURRRRRRNRNNNNNNNN
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015
xD

It is true, though xD
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Jett1038 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Student General Artist
But still 
BUUUUUURRRNNNNN
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:iconauronef-zilberschlag:
I like spiders so I could never harm one...
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015
You can just pretend to ^_^

Like... right in front of Claude, take your shoe off and walk towards a spider, raise your shoe up and pretend that you're gonna kill it.

Because really, I think Claude would immediately stop someone from harming any spider xD
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Auronef-Zilberschlag Featured By Owner 5 days ago
I liked spiders before I even knew Claude existed, lol. My cousin had a pet tarantula and I always stared at it in amazement. I'd probably be too afraid to even look like I was doing it. I tried fake fighting and that didn't go so well. (Unless he was a very good actor and scared me into never doing it again.) I'd probably accidentally kill it and I would never forgive myself...

Plus I think Claude would know when someone's faking. I mean, it's Claude.
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LilacDreamer816 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist
Hahaha. Really awesome tips!! but I don't want to annoy my husband hahahaI am a dummy! Clap La la la la  Real Awesome!
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015
I'm glad you liked them! ^_^

Well... you can just do some of these if Claude ignores you :3

xD
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animelover40387 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  New member
Lol, this is too funny!! XD
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014
I'm really happy you like it! ^_^
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PuppetChainsaw Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Student Artist
I killed a Spider and Claude went REALLY mad like his face... IT WAS A RAPEFACE...
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tylrael Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
Must. Try. All. Of. The. Numbers.
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014
xD


I know, I would LOVE to try all these myself~ :iconhurrplz:
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NatsuHitachiin Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Student Artist
Teach me to tap dance!
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014
:iconravebutlerplz:
xD
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:iconnatsuhitachiin:
NatsuHitachiin Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Student Artist
Yay!!!!!
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NatsuHitachiin Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Student Artist
That is just beautiful. I would totally do the last one! ^///^ He is totally a love child of Sebastian and will.
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014
xD

I'm really happy you enjoyed it! ^_^
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NatsuHitachiin Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Student Artist
Yeah they were beautiful and amazing.
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014
I'm so happy you think so!! ^//^

I'll probably start writing mini fanfics to each one of those, too... xD
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NatsuHitachiin Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Student Artist
Really 100 mini fan fics!?!?!?!?! I cant wait to read them!
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014
I'll try, at least ^^;

I get writer's block a lot... and lazy xD

But I'm going to try my very best to start writing more, since I enjoy doing so ^^
And it helps me with my free time.
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NatsuHitachiin Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Student Artist
Its okay if you dont do all 100, but do the funny ones. 

Thats good. Writing is good for the soul and its fun!!!! I can relate! I love to write but I dont feel like doing it right now! Im lazy too. XD
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014
I think once I start them, I'll be able to write them no problem xD

I just want to finish two fanfics that I'm currently working on right now... and THEN I'll start on the mini-fics for Claude :3

I know EXACTLY what you mean! xD
I always want to write, but then I think "Meh. I'll do it later."
But later never comes... and then I think "I'll DEFINITELY write later. I need to."
But again... I put it off because I get lazy xD
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TartsPop Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  New member
Holy Crap this is amazing, I'm an author on quotev and I would like to write down how I expect Faustus to react on one of my stories, can I have your permission to do this? I'm going to work on it and publish it and if you would like to have it taken down I'll remove it. All credit for the ideas will be given to you~! So i really really REALLY hope you let me do this~! The story is Pretend (Black Butler Various x Modern!Reader) KAY DAS ALL BAIZ FOR NAOW~!
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014
No, I don't mind at all!!
In fact, I'd really love to read it once it's written! :D

And thank you for giving me credit! ^_^
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TartsPop Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  New member
I've finished part one so far~! Thanks for allowing me to do this~! You can read it here o3o
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
Omg, I've been wanting to do something like this for the longest time, but just never got around to doing so! xD
I still may, but there's NO WAY mine will be as f*cking EPIC as your ideas!! xD

....Number Three made me laugh SOOOOO much!! xDDDD

Five was PERFECT!! xD

And Ten... just... YES!!!!! *high fives*

When you post more, PLEASE send me the links! :D
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TartsPop Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  New member
Done the next one~! It's here :3
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
11 made me smile xD


13 would SO be me!! xD
Honestly, I would act that way ALL the time around Claude!! xD

Ahhh, please send me more links!! :D
They're sooo good so far!! >w<
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TartsPop Featured By Owner Edited Dec 14, 2014  New member
Got another one done~! It's right here :3 I'm really glad you've liked them so far~! I've also taken a look at your profile, you're epic at drawing~! I literally can only draw a messy stick man x3
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
Kyouko Toshinou (Sparkle Nose Bleed) [V1] ...Number 27..... just... yes!~ <3 Onodera Blushing Icon

xD
I'm a Claude fangirl, so if he started to undress in front of me... I would probably just stand there, COMPLETELY frozen in place while my face turned a million shades of red! xD

Again, if you write more, PLEASE send me the links! :D

Also... you've inspired me to write little mini-stories also.
If I take ANY of your ideas, I'll give you credit ^_^

Awww, thank you for saying so! :iconcblushplz:
But honestly, I think I'm horrible at drawing ^^;
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TartsPop Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  New member
Sure thing~! I'm glad you like it~! And, once again, thanks for allowing me to use your ideas~!!
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EQU4NOX Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THIS IS FUCKING PERFECTION OMFGGGGG i love Claude too but this is just too good
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
I'm so happy you like it! :D

I know... even though I love Claude, annoying him would be rather entertaining~ :iconhurrplz:
xD
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EQU4NOX Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YES~ :iconhurrplz:
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gtinker918 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I would soo do this it would be funny to see how he reacts
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OtakuFangirl1200 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
11 wouldn't work for me cos I have severe arachnophobia, a title I gave myself.
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014
Omg, so do I!! O_O

...But 11 would work for me JUST because it would probably annoy Claude... even though I love Claude xD
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OtakuFangirl1200 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry to break it to ya, but it like Sebby better.
Though once (and lemme describe it) I had this strange fluffy fantasy about Claude (Ok, so, the OC I pictured myself as was pregnant, I was in the gardens with him, and he was having one of those non-demon-ish moments, like the bird scene.) I thought I was going insane cos when I snapped out of it I realized I had enjoyed it... XD yeah, there goes that mind of mine.
But I made a whole fanfic series about a OC x Sebastian, so the love grows strong lol
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OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014
Oh, I understand.
I definitely like Sebastian! (:
But I do enjoy Claude's character, also... and William's xD

I don't know why, but I seem to be attracted towards characters that have... well.... kinda stern, cold, monotone, and sometimes aggressive personalities xD

O_O
....I can honestly picture that xD

I will admit, I had some REALLY disturbing dreams about Claude in the past.
Like, actual dreams while I was sleeping.  xD
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OtakuFangirl1200 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I consulted my friend about it and they replied to it with "I'm a doctor not a watermelon!" Oh those random friends, (she's been my BFF since grade 1) and I ENVY you! I can't manage to have 1 dream about Sebastian XD
I was slightly… comforted by it… which freaked me out.
"The cold one turned loving" is one of my favorite types of love stories (fanfics) but not the type where it builds up, I mean the ones like the song "You Are The Only Acception" XD
I tease my friend (the watermelon comment) about liking Will even though she fake-strangles me afterwards XD
I used to be paranoid about 3 am (looooooong story, I'll tell ya soon cos its kinda funny) but after the "sexy demon logic" of Black Butler, I felt fine. But I have a theory, what if there was a stupid enough fan to think: Suicide = hell, Hell= demon, demon = Sebastian, Sebastian= probably pure fiction but I'll just have to see!
Maybe that has happened, maybe not, but some people's minds get really warped by kuro, but not that bad, like me, Idk if someone is offending me or complimenting me when they call me an angel.
Ep. 25 season 1 = Sebastian's feature-length music video for I'm sexy and I know it XD
But rly, with the whole "gates of heaven joke" and a few other parts just SAY he knows what a huge fanbase he has. XD
I'm rambling but 1 more thing; I saw this pic when searching anime stuff, and I was like "ok, this is just a pregnant anime thing, perfectly fine" but then as I saw the right hand side of the pic, I was like "Oh Sebastian's royally screwed! XD" cos it was Matilda Simmons (did I spell it right?) aka the nun Sebastian "got information and a few moans out of" XD
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TripleDuo Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I don't get 50, explain please.
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OtakuFangirl1200 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, Claude has a type of "Rivlary" with Sebastian even before the whole Ciel's soul thing was part of it,( probably for some demon girl when they were in the underworld XD) so if you kiss Sebastian in front of Claude (Wich I would WILLINGLY DO) he'd get pissed, I know the creator of said deviant already probably answered this, but watevs. Love your profile pic!
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TripleDuo Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
K, and Thank you! :3
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OtakuFangirl1200 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No prob X3
Wait. There are multiple things that pic could be... Belarus?
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TripleDuo Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
No,it's my OC. Plus,who is Belarus?
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OtakuFangirl1200 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:3 I watch Hetalia, she's a character in it, I guess the 2 just look alike :)
I can't exactly explain it when typing so i suggest you look into at least seeing some of the anime, it has episodes that are only 5 minutes long so if you're busy they're easy to watch quickly, but it may get racist.
plus originally Belarus is a Country's name...
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